Oops I should probably give this book back to Jake, I’ve had it for over a year. So good.
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Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
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Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
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America: I'm an idiot.
Anonymous asked: actually in the UK saying "I fancy someone" is really kind of a crude way of putting it
Really? How so?
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Anonymous asked: but who specifically?
I just specified! Just someone I’ve been close to and will miss. I don’t think you would know them, unless you know me personally quite well.
